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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 03:54

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

Unacceptable again!

Loons and Moons

How and why do cats purr? Scientists finally found the answers - Earth.com

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

How do I express sarcasm in non-dialogue text when writing a fiction novel?

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What is the message of Ex Machina?

Catatonics & High Colonics

share office space ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Nintendo: Please don’t remove film layer from Nintendo Switch 2 screen - My Nintendo News

No go.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Just Forget it!

What does "feeling like your life is over" mean and why is it not in any dictionary online?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Apple quietly makes running Linux containers easier on Macs - ZDNet

Next, they tried...

Another attempt resulted in ...

So they tried

What are some “hard to swallow” facts about K-pop?

Hysterias & Posteriors

They put up a sign reading

Nuts and Butts

Is it harder to become a professor nowadays? If yes, why?

Then came..

Freaks and Cheeks

So, the docs changed it to read

PS5 has a huge price advantage over Xbox and Switch 2 right now - Eurogamer

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good.

Do countries with free health care generally have co-pays or deductibles to discourage use?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Everyone loved it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Emmy nominations voting ends tonight. Here's what our critic hopes will make the cut - NPR

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No way

Still no good

Can you wash a dog with washing liquid used for humans?