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No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
How and why do cats purr? Scientists finally found the answers - Earth.com
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
How do I express sarcasm in non-dialogue text when writing a fiction novel?
Minds and Behinds
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What is the message of Ex Machina?
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nintendo: Please don’t remove film layer from Nintendo Switch 2 screen - My Nintendo News
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
What does "feeling like your life is over" mean and why is it not in any dictionary online?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Apple quietly makes running Linux containers easier on Macs - ZDNet
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
What are some “hard to swallow” facts about K-pop?
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
Is it harder to become a professor nowadays? If yes, why?
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
PS5 has a huge price advantage over Xbox and Switch 2 right now - Eurogamer
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
Do countries with free health care generally have co-pays or deductibles to discourage use?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Emmy nominations voting ends tonight. Here's what our critic hopes will make the cut - NPR
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
Still no good